Saturday, September 29, 2012

Friday, September 28, 2012

You can't go home again, or can you?

Need a little good news?
Mango was kidnapped  and then returned.  You're welcome.

And the trousers go to...

Today's trousers: baby-poo brown plaid with a subtle blue stripe, jauntily mismatched with a blue floral shirt because it was what was laying on top of a box where I could see it this morning. 

Oh, M, how I enjoy your fashion sense!  So quirky, so devil-may-care, so COLORBLIND!

Yes, yet again I look like I got dressed in the dark... but I didn't!

These trousers are the ugliest color in my collection, but I think not the ugliest trousers overall.
The trousers are ugly, but the photograph is unflattering.
It's win-win frankly.

Oh. You wanted to hear about the date. 
1. I did not fall down
2. I did not spill
3. I did not mention Stalinworld as my ideal honeymoon destination
4. I did not mention Stalinworld
5. I did not mention my love of genocide as it relates to my research on cultural nationalism


Surprisingly we were still able to make conversation.  So we'll see. 
And: this is not me, but it could be

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Who's wearing the trousers?

Today's trousers: green military-esque skirt with black shirt. Lookin' good for a date to a dive bar!

It's true, I rarely wear my ugly trousers for dates.  Well, not for first dates, I would not want to scare a gentleman off with my awesome fashion sense.  Plus, I would hate it if I were better dressed than he.  No need to make him feel inadequate right away, as my massive intelligence will surely do that at some point anyway.





And here I am contemplating said date, or possibly sleeping on the job.  I'm already tired.  And a bit out of sorts.  I am not sure this bodes well for the date in question.  But you know what?  It's another freakin' first date.  GAH! http://myfriendsaremarried.tumblr.com/post/30758271121/when-my-friend-asks-how-my-first-date-with-a-new-guy#notes

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Happy Trousers to You!

Today's Trousers will bring you the best of the worst of all my clothes!

Sadly, since my best co-workers are scattered to the winds, I can no longer share with them on a daily basis the fashion faux pas which I so gladly make to make them laugh each day.  So, I have created Today's Trousers to share them virtually!

First I bring you: a top which looks like bus upholstery, and a binder clip in my hair.  Enjoy.