And the trousers go to...

Today's trousers: baby-poo brown plaid with a subtle blue stripe, jauntily mismatched with a blue floral shirt because it was what was laying on top of a box where I could see it this morning. 

Oh, M, how I enjoy your fashion sense!  So quirky, so devil-may-care, so COLORBLIND!

Yes, yet again I look like I got dressed in the dark... but I didn't!

These trousers are the ugliest color in my collection, but I think not the ugliest trousers overall.

The trousers are ugly, but the photograph is unflattering.
It's win-win frankly.

Oh. You wanted to hear about the date. 
1. I did not fall down
2. I did not spill
3. I did not mention Stalinworld as my ideal honeymoon destination
4. I did not mention Stalinworld
5. I did not mention my love of genocide as it relates to my research on cultural nationalism

Surprisingly we were still able to make conversation.  So we'll see. 
And: this is not me, but it could be

Happy Trousers to You!

Today's Trousers will bring you the best of the worst of all my clothes!

Sadly, since my best co-workers are scattered to the winds, I can no longer share with them on a daily basis the fashion faux pas which I so gladly make to make them laugh each day.  So, I have created Today's Trousers to share them virtually!

First I bring you: a top which looks like bus upholstery, and a binder clip in my hair.  Enjoy.