oh, and by "fancy" I mean: they have no holes, they are dark blue, and they fit.
The shirt that accompanies them: blue oxford shirt which also fits.
It is the shoes which complete the ensemble which are the subject of today's
He said, "Oh, did you bring date shoes?"
I said, "These are my date shoes."
He looked at them again. "Oh." With accompanying grimace.
(Even friends of mine are worried that these shoes send the wrong message. I think they send a great message. That message is: "Listen, pal, I'm sure you're nice and all, but I can kick you in the junk and run like the wind!")
I did recently buy some new shoes but they are more of a second date kind of thing.
Look, I do ok in the summer, I just wear a dress all the time. But today I had to wake up (that in itself a horror show), fix my mophead (I am not even kidding!), and get ready for work. Then I am supposed to figure out clothes! Jeez! The pressure!
I'm doing the best I can.
However.... tomorrow I will be going to see my awesome friend STELLA and drinking all the drinks. (With plenty of time to look beautiful!) Neither one of us are excited about this at all.
(yeah, that's my mophead AFTER it's been fixed, by the way. yikes)
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